HOLY SMOKIN’ HOTNESS 🔥🔥, the Sistine Chapel just BLEW WHITE SMOKE 💨💨 signalin’ we got a NEW POPE DADDY 😍🙏 in town, and we’re all PRAYIN’ 🙏🙌 for a BLESSING 🍆💦 from the big man upstairs! RIP Pope Francis 😢🕊️, but we’re ready to CONFESS 😳👅 our sins to this mystery HOLY ROLLER 🛐🍑—who’s gonna be the new HEAD of the CHURCH ⛪ to give us that DIVINE DICK-votion 🍌🙏? Will he SPANK 🖐️ our sins away or make us KNEEL 🧎♂️ for some SACRED SACRAMENT 💦👄? Send this to 7️⃣ of your NAUGHTIEST NUNS 🧕😈 and if you get 3️⃣ back, you’ll be BAPTIZED in HOLY WATER 💦💦 all night long! If you get 7️⃣ back, get ready for a PAPAL POUNDING 🍆🔥 that’ll make the Vatican WALLS SHAKE 🏰😱! Let’s hope this new pontiff is ready to SERVE 🍽️ some heavenly BODY OF CHRIST 🍞🍆👅! 🔗 dirtychaintexts.com